raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)

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becquerel-fahrenheit:

unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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makes-us-stronger:

This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.

makes-us-stronger:

This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.

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southerncrotch:

Following along at home

(Source: brat80220)

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black-quadrant:

every day:

  • go outside to feel the sun (5-15 minutes is recommended)
  • if there is no sun step outside and inhale fresh air
  • drink water - the more cups the better
  • listen to one song that makes you happy
  • talk to one person you like - do not hesitate to reach out
  • stretch; don’t forget about your body
  • smile in the mirror

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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